Apple doesn’t often participate in big industry-wide events like CES or E3. The most valuable company in the world holds it own events, thank you very much. Several times a year, Apple invites the press and industry professionals out to a theater to hear all about its latest products and services. Apple calls these “Special Events,” and streams them online to its millions of fans.There’s also WWDC, Apple’s Worldwide Developer Conference, a multi-day event in the middle of the year focused on sessions for developers, helping them make the most out of the latest Apple tools and products. It kicks off with a big keynote that serves to announce new products (typically the latest versions of iOS and macOS, as well as a few hardware products).Apple usually announces the exact dates of its special events only a few weeks in advance, but it tends to hold events at similar times from year to year. Here’s a list of the events we expect Apple to hold … [Read more...] about Apple’s event calendar: When is the next Apple event?
Tomorrow’s Apple event is most certainly about the upcoming Apple iPad mini. But that’s hardly any news - we’ve been hearing about the smaller Apple tablet for years, not months.It’s finally coming, and those of you that know a bit about Apple will be looking forward to the actual presentation almost as much as to the actual device. The usual suspects should all make for another unforgettable, amazing, magical, mesmerizing, stunning, fascinating, incredible event. You think that’s too many adjectives for just one event, be it even the iPad mini?We’d bet Apple would outdo us tomorrow, but until then, you have this equally amazingly foreseeing checklist by folks from the Joy of Tech. Print it out and get it ready for tomorrow, we’ll be covering the event live so you can check all those items, okay?source: Joy of Tech … [Read more...] about Apple event checklist: get ready for some amazing adjectives (and an iPad mini)
posted on 22 Oct 2012, 08:52 10 1. bobfreking55 (Posts: 866; Member since: 15 Jul 2011) hahahahaha funny and for ignorant people. nice find. posted on 22 Oct 2012, 10:55 4 7. raunak (Posts: 507; Member since: 12 Oct 2011) yea lol ever since i read angels &demons, i'hv thought of Jobs as an illuminatus posted on 22 Oct 2012, 11:57 3 10. bobfreking55 (Posts: 866; Member since: 15 Jul 2011) hahaha angels and demons is fictional. 18. ncv144 (Posts: 126; Member since: 04 May 2012) Is it weird that in my country the iphone costs 660 dollars unlocked? (i4s cause i5 hasnt gotten here yet) posted on 22 Oct 2012, 11:54 3 9. PhenomFaz (Posts: 1236; Member since: 26 Sep 2012) it seems as though Apple is run by a guy with a dictionary in his pocket...all they can come up with are adjectives rather than bringing a real quality product into the market! posted on 22 Oct 2012, 14:48 0 12. metalpoet (unregistered) thats all his iphone is! a dictionary! … [Read more...] about Comments for : Apple event checklist: get ready for some amazing adjectives (and an iPad mini)
#SachaBaronCohen is about to revolutionize the world. Again. #TheBrothersGrimsby. https://t.co/PtKWm5mfjYhttps://t.co/vooP5wUMAQ— The Brothers Grimsby (@BrothersGrimsby) March 8, 2016There is something very stereotypical about Apple events: the unnaturally distinct and slower-than-usual way Jony Ive stresses every syllable, the overly enthusiastic atmosphere with everything described in superlatives, the few carefully selected numbers to make a point. What if you could take all this and apply this to one of the world's most shocking artists?No stranger to transformations, Sacha Baron Cohen wears the Jony Ive accent and stirs things up with a hilarious Apple-esque presentation for his new film: The Brothers Grimsby.Describing his new character, the Nobby, a central hero in the upcoming spy movie, he uses the following stats to describe it:12% more likability than the Borat15% more idiotic than Ali GIf all those totally scientific figures still have not convinced you that you … [Read more...] about Watch always-funny Sacha Baron Cohen fake an Apple event for his new movie
posted on 09 Mar 2016, 07:41 0 1. MaryPoopins (Posts: 279; Member since: 15 Jan 2015) Stop saying "The Grimsby Brothers" :P posted on 09 Mar 2016, 07:56 11 2. Finalflash (Posts: 3712; Member since: 23 Jul 2013) Complete parody and yet still less misdirection and more authenticity than an actual Apple event. posted on 09 Mar 2016, 08:26 3 3. bucky (Posts: 3466; Member since: 30 Sep 2009) Lol you always a sound so butthurt. posted on 09 Mar 2016, 09:13 5 5. dmakun (Posts: 361; Member since: 06 Jun 2011) The simple fact that you took the time to reply his post makes you seem like the "butthurt one". 10. greyarea (Posts: 267; Member since: 14 Aug 2015) ...and here you are replying to his post....and here I am replying to yours...Are we all butthurt? posted on 09 Mar 2016, 09:09 1 4. UglyFrank (Posts: 2066; Member since: 23 Jan 2014) The film is very funny, I'd recommend it. posted on 11 Mar 2016, 09:37 0 11. Epicness1o1 (Posts: 280; … [Read more...] about Comments for : Watch always-funny Sacha Baron Cohen fake an Apple event for his new movie